I've just ordered two NSLU2 network-attached storage doodads from Linksys, one for Gem and one for myself. These are dinky little ARM boxen that, with a little tweaking, will run Debian. I'm planning to turn mine into a router (we desperately need a decent one) and network-attached storage; it's basically silent and uses so little power you can modify it to run off batteries.

Probably going to name it axl, since Axl Rose is a famous musical shortarse.

Update: I ended up calling it [[boxen/bolan]]